mythr;

[wrasseful]

mythr

Nen ▐ 1,187

Sea god. I teach magical relics and artefacts, which is not apparently a substitute, catalyst, or correlate for discipline. If you are a student, it's unlikely I will express reciprocal sexual interest, although I have a long and impressive history of mutual aversion with low-achieving children.

😍 FLIRT <span style="font-family: bell mt; font-size:40px;">😍</span>

😃 FRIEND <span style="font-family: bell mt; font-size:40px;">😃</span>

😕 NOPE <span style="font-family: bell mt; font-size:40px;">😕</span>

Comments

[squit]

😕

[wrasseful]

😃

Your amended curriculum should begin soon. I hope you're through with your depressive episode.

[squit]

wtf r u talkn bout u crep

[ "Aversion to low-achieving children" my ass. ]

[wrasseful]

[Aversion presents itself in many forms.]

You would think, if intervention from adults was so easily mistaken for problematic sexual interest, you would find a way to incorporate studies into your relationships with students.

[ehye]

😍

[wrasseful]

😃

Although our respective emotional impairments are complementary, I don't think they are compatible. Many apologies.
I suppose on some psychic level I'm a Vegas buffet.

[ehye]

😃

Happy to be your friend, my dear Professor!

I've never been to Vegas but it sounds like fun.

[wrasseful]

It might be. What do you like, besides the unhappiness of others? I tend to prefer coastal settlements but I know a little about it.

[salveo]

😃

[ he thinks???? he's not sure??????? ]

[wrasseful]

[why does your icon look so different from your emoji button, zeke!]

😃

Sometimes I lie awake at night and imagine how unnerving it would be for each other, if one of us were promoted to headmaster.

[salveo]

[ because you confuse him, Nen. ]

do you?

I think you'd make a good headmaster.

[wrasseful]

What is your impression of the qualifications for headmaster?

You're aware of the horrifying possibility they would all turn out emaciated and pale.

Better read, perhaps.

[rakish]

😕

[ liar liar, fish on fire ]

[wrasseful]

😕

You are a lovely absurdity, little guppy. How have your classes been?

[rakish]

Tops, as always. lol, just kidding, solid Ds except in my language classes.

[ There he got all As, because he actually gave a damn about his language classes. ]

Can't wait for graduation next year.

Wait, why are we having this conversation? You're not my father.

[wrasseful]

What conversation do you expect to have with a professor of the institution where you are receiving solid Ds except in your language classes?

[hasitsthorns]

🐺

[wrasseful]

8⃣️ 🕖 👦🏻👩🏼 🍽️ 🥂

👍 👎

[hasitsthorns]

🤔

...👍!

[propheta]

😃

i'll be missing class next tuesday
very sorry

[ he isn't a low-achieving child, generally academically fantastic when he can manage to focus, but staying present while perceiving several different frames of time, past and future, is a freaking problem. but at least being an oracle means he can generally tell the days he's not going to be well :D somehow this seems like the most courtesy thing to do for him. ]

[wrasseful]

😃

Are you going to enhance your appearance of sincerity with some kind of detailed excuse?

[propheta]

tuesday morning I will wake up seeing this island 800 years in the past and spend the day wandering what looks like a forest to me. Just before twilight Dalton will find me sitting in the tide and take me home before it comes in and drowns me.

[redominate]

🤔

Professor Nen,

I am Professor Khalid, I have only just arrived this past week. I sat in on your most recent lecture and I found it fascinating, even refreshing compared to teachings of others I have witnessed here so far.

The Mythr choices were strange, I am not certain if I am ready to be friends or to flirt, though I may be inclined towards the latter if you have an interest. You are very physically attractive and I enjoy your speaking voice.

What is typical in this day and age? Do we still "do lunch", or is that outdated now? Regardless, I desire to spend more time with you. Return my message if the feeling is mutual.

[wrasseful]

Hello Professor Seth,

Delighted to meet your acquaintance. Apologies for the delay. I was feeling under the weather as part of my life cycle, and then we were attacked by hordes of interloping nightmare monsters. It has been distracting. But I would like to reassure you that I remain intact and as physically attractive as ever. My voice is also unchanged.

How did you and yours fare under the attack? I would have heard about it if you'd died,
but still.

[redominate]

What an irritating aspect of a life cycle. Mine tend to be short, but I do not experience illness.

The attack was little more than a mosquito ready to be smashed by a well-timed strike. It was pathetically short, disorganized and incredibly foolish. Those responsible will regret provoking my anger. I do not believe that it was merely the act of a single "heart peddler".