mythr;

[wrasseful]

mythr

Nen ▐ 1,187

Sea god. I teach magical relics and artefacts, which is not apparently a substitute, catalyst, or correlate for discipline. If you are a student, it's unlikely I will express reciprocal sexual interest, although I have a long and impressive history of mutual aversion with low-achieving children.

😍 FLIRT <span style="font-family: bell mt; font-size:40px;">😍</span>

😃 FRIEND <span style="font-family: bell mt; font-size:40px;">😃</span>

😕 NOPE <span style="font-family: bell mt; font-size:40px;">😕</span>

Comments

[ehye]

I'm discovering that! It's interesting because with my people it's a celebrated occurrence. The story of my mother consuming my father is one of the most romantic I've ever heard! But many don't seem to understand that...

[wrasseful]

I imagine your perspective on romance has evolved since studying here. People seem to crave continuity of relationships, even if ingestion of one's lover feeds equally important appetites.

[ehye]

Evolved? Yes, I think so. My first few dates felt really short, even though I was consuming them as I was supposed to. I remember wanting nothing more than the opportunity for a second date.

Now that I've had second dates I want a third and... well, you get the point! Maybe one day I'll find the one I'm meant to be with forever.

[wrasseful]

Perhaps you are destined to be with someone who is intangible. Or regenerates. With very little susceptibility to nerve pain.

[ehye]

But pain is the best part!

[wrasseful]

Masochist then.

A profound streak of it, anyway.

[ehye]

[ brb looking that up in the dictionary-- ]

Oh! No, I don't care for experiencing pain, myself.

[wrasseful]

Oh no, not you! I think perhaps your partner, though. You might like a bit of that in them?

[ehye]

I see what you mean. Yes, that would be pleasant!